Brad (aka bradbeveridge)
Real life : embedded programmer
: engaged to a great gal
: never enough time to properly geek out
: ice hockey, karate, scuba
Geek Skills : C/C++ OpenGL Linux Physics
Number of Bugs : Medium
Laziness coefficient : Extremely High
Whinging factor : High
Geek Time Remaining : Low
Qualfied : Computer Sci degree, 3 years industry
System : Toshiba Satellite 2410, geforce4go, P4M 2.0Ghz
Turn ons : Ladydeath model half transparent
Turn offs : long walks in the park
Pets : two cats
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Keef
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Lawful Evil Goblin Coder
Strengh 3
Slackness 18
Charimsa 2
Typing 2
Coding 10
You are level 1 (Utter Novice)
You need 109883773 experience points to reach the next level
Inventory:
Keef's Quicktyper
A 2 litre cask of Yalumba Cabernet Merlot
A sharp stick.
>look
You are in a nice comfy chair in front of your PC. You can see:
The GTEngine.
> code engine
You miss the deadline.
The deadline hits you.
(You are very thirsty.)
> code engine
You poke the engine with a sharp stick.
The GTEngine mashes your skull with a bone crunching sound.
You die.
>quit
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Keless
i r a codre. I am teh grate! i rote this website. Coke is for me.
P-Langs:
C,C++/Javascript/PHP/python/
APIs:
OpenGL/PHANToM/WTK/Zope/SDL/
7001s:
VS.Net/PSP/Notepad/Vi/
*Dance at the Dungeon on Saturday nights.
*Splat stuff with FuzzPop (openSource)
*Paint like you don't know how.
*Shoot like theres no tomorrow.
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